Trap surge inflicts heavy enemy casualties in garage theater.
Reconnaissance yesterday in the tribal regions of the garage theater revealed significant enemy activity. Immediate deployment of one Victor and one Tom Cat trap resulted in two enemy casualties in less then 20 hours. Disposal Units were mobilized, and redeployment of weapons systems is scheduled for today.
No further activity has been observed in the kitchen theater, and there is sporadic though circumstantial olfactory evidence of a kill, most probably as the result of poison units in the crawl space area.
Though squirrel invasion has not been noted here, they have been reported within other bases in the neighborhood.
The Powermaster 66 weapon system remains locked and loaded.
Out.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Yay! The strategy is working!