Today in Harry.
One of the reasons so many have willingly joined the cult of Harry is the entertainment provided by his non sequiturs. Harry cult member Bob has taken this to the next level by responding with non sequiturs in kind. Here is an email exchange resulting from this practice. For a split second I worried whether I’d pasted this exchange in reverse order. As if it matters.
Bob: I had egg salad for lunch. On wheat.
Harry: That sounds so jewish.
Bob: I think I may be getting a corn on my left pinkie toe.
Harry: Those sling back pumps are too tight.
Bob: I drove by a billboard today that had a picture of a Pontiac on
it.
Harry: Yeah??? and you’re probably going to see sex in the city too.
Bob: Pressure-treated lumber is really the only way to go when building
a deck.
Harry: you just don’t want to talk about scott mccllelan’s book.
Bob: Sometimes while I’m watching TV, I’ll have a snack.
Harry: I’m up with a sinus headache.
Bob: Last night, I invited some neighbors over and we ate dinner on the back
porch.
