College poetry pop quiz.

You may not use the internet as a research tool for this test. Please identify the authors of the following two poems written by college students. Obama and Fred are the two authors. Text choice at bottom. (Poll plugin not working)

POEM 1:

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance . . .

Poem 2:

You got your man in trenchcoat
You got your lady at a bar
You go your heart
in a mayonnaise jar

A: Obama wrote both
B: Fred wrote both
C: Obama wrote the first, Fred the second
D: Fred wrote the first, Obama the second
E: If you believe your answer will be more interesting if you suggest others who may have authored the poems, feel free to offer write-ins.